30.1.11

"Flake" - Jack Johnson

Ben Harper & Jack Johnson
In the late 90's - early 2000's, there was a plethora of acoustic, mellow artists that emerged like Ben Harper, John Mayer and Jack Johnson.  To be honest they all sounded like the same person  to me, who in my head I thought of as"John Jack Harper".  I've downloaded a few songs lately by Ben Harper and Jack Johnson, and I can now admit that I can see what all the fuss was about. "Flake" by Jack Johnson has been on repeat on my Ipod for the last few weeks, and I've been meaning to dedicate a blog post to it.  This is not my typical kind of post, because I don't have a personal connection to the song, and there's not an interesting story behind it.  But this song fucking rocks.. I mean that  (yes it warranted an f-bomb), so even if you don't listen to my ramblings go listen to this song!! 

No Flakes Up In Here

For those of you you don't know what a "flake" is, it refers to someone who is unreliable (not dandruff - so put down the Head & Shoulders.)  I wholeheartedly admit that while "flaking" is one of my pet peeves, I am guilty of it myself.  I am a fan of doing what I want - and sometimes what I want changes by the minute. 

I don't know a whole lot about Jack Johnson but I do know that:
1) He is ridiculously good looking
2) He is a surfer from Hawaii
3) The same guy that produced Ben Harper - J.P. Plunier, helped Johnson make it big

Brushfire Fairytales
"Flake" was first released off of the album "Brushfire Fairytales", and received huge success in New Zealand and a bit of success on the U.S. charts. Johnson's use of word repetition is brilliant and sounds completely natural.  "Maybe she thinks I know something, Maybe maybe she thinks I'm fine, Maybe she knows something I don't", or "I'm so tired, I'm so tired, I'm so tired of trying."   The song has a completely mellow, soft vibe, and features only an acoustic guitar as background music.  Another line I love love from this song is, "It seems to me that maybe, it pretty much always means no." That line speaks so much truth. I will often throw a "maybe" out there just to get someone off my case, even if I know it's already a no.  Maybe it's because "maybe" is much more acceptable as an answer. 



I know she said it's alright
But you can make it up next time
I know she knows it's not right
There ain't no use in lying
Maybe she thinks I know something
Maybe maybe she thinks its fine
Maybe she knows something I don't
I'm so, I'm so tired, I'm so tired of trying

It seems to me that maybe

It pretty much always means no
So don't tell me you might just let it go
And often times we're lazy
It seems to stand in my way
Cause no one NO not no one
Likes to be let down

I know she loves the sunrise

No longer sees it with her sleeping eyes
And I know that when she said she's gonna try
Well it might not work because of other ties and
I know she usually has some other ties
And I wouldn't want to break 'em, nah, I wouldn't want to break 'em
Maybe she'll help me to untie this but
Until then well, I'm gonna have to lie to you.

It seems to me that maybe

It pretty much always means no
So don't tell me you might just let it go
And often times we're lazy
It seems to stand in my way
Cause no one no not no one
Likes to be let down
It seems to me that maybe
It pretty much always means no
So don't tell me you might just let it go

The harder that you try baby, the further you'll fall

Even with all the money in the whole wide world
Please please please don't pass me
Please please please don't pass me
Please please please don't pass me by

Everything you know about me now baby you gonna have to change

You gonna have to call it by a brand new name
Please please please don't drag me
Please please please don't drag me
Please please please don't drag me down

Just like a tree down by the water baby I shall not move

Even after all the silly things you do
Please please please don't drag me
Please please please don't drag me
Please please please don't drag me down

25.1.11

Bodyrox B.O.B. - Yeah Yeah In The Sky (TopFloorDjs Dutch Club Bootleg)

Hope ya like this one. One of my favorite old school dutch riffs with the brand new B.O.B. track, i thought they worked well together. So after some editing and mixing here they are together :)Bodyrox B.O.B. - Yeah Yeah In The Sky (TopFloorDjs Dutch Club Bootleg) by TopFloorDjs

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19.1.11

"I Can't" - Ben Sollee

This makes me scared
"I may rock, but I'm not made of stone." There are things I'm afraid of. I'm scared of needles, balloons, forests at night, and getting pregnant. I am so happy that I have made it to my mid-twenties without any sort of pregnancy mishaps. I feel like now if I happened to get "knocked up" it wouldn't be nearly the disaster it would have been when I was a teenager. As previously mentioned in other blogs - I am a small town girl from a ridiculously small town. No stoplights-bears in the backyard-small. 

I'd say a solid 10% of girls my age and a bit younger that live back home have at least one child. Not all of the situations are a "baby-daddy" type situation, but most are. I know girls younger than my little brother (who is 20) that are on kid number 2 or 3!



Don't drink the water
My Hometown's favorite saying when a new batch of girls would find themselves in the family way was "must be something in the water." Needless to say I stayed as far as I could away from said "water" and hit the road to good old Manitoba. Now I do want to have kids (I think ughh?) ....eventually, but right now I am so blissfully selfish and irresponsible that I cannot even fathom having a baby. Over the past few years I've often had a recurring pregnancy dream. I am big and pregnant in the dream but never see the baby. Most recently I had a dream where I adopted a baby from a pet store and went out to party - locking it up in a kennel (like I do with my puppy) for the night. New dream = confirmation that I would be a horrid mother if put in that situation at this point in my life.

That baby wants out
As previously stated I am a fan of trashy reality TV shows. My new fav right now is "16 & Pregnant" and its' spin off show, "Teen Mom". The show follows a variety of 16ish year old girls who are prego. These girls are in school, living at their parents, with boyfriends - not with boyfriends. All of the stories are train-wrecks and nightmarish situations for some of these seemingly smart - otherwise normal girls. During one particular episode of "Teen Mom" where they are showcasing the struggles of the young mamas they played "I Can't" by Ben Sollee.

Sollee - a political activist musician, from Kentucky, starts the song out with,"This ain't the life I thought we'd live." The song made me feel a tremendous amount of empathy for the moms, because I'm sure they thought things would be much different. From the time girls are young we are taught to "play with dolls" and "play house", and "mother" our various stuffed animals. Most girls grow up with the dream of having a house with a white picket fence,a husband and a family. I'm sure none of the girls on the show grew up with hopes of being a teenage,single mom living in her boyfriend's parents basement.  This song serves as a reminder that everything doesn't always turn out the way we plan."This ain't the home I hoped we'd make, This ain't the path I thought I chose."


Barbie and G.I. Joe
"I Can't" also gives a perspective of what those 16 year old "babies daddies" are feeling as well - "This ain't the song I thought I'd write, These ain't the words I want to say, I can't be your man." While little girls are taught to nurture, little boys are taught to rough-house, and engage in various war/fighting type activities. While they lack the natural maternal instinct that most girls are born with - boys are brought up with a instinct to "protect". These poor teenage boys who are barely old enough to shave, are now given the responsibility of protecting and providing not only for their girlfriends, but for a child as well. It's no wonder almost all of the show's teenage couple's have split up.How very archaic that in all of the years of evolution we are instilled with the same gender specific values as the cavemen were, to "nurture" and "protect."



This ain't the life I thought I'd live

This ain't the home I hoped we'd make
This ain't the path I thought I chose
This ain't the sky I'd hoped we'd see
This ain't the tree I thought would grow

This ain't the god to which I pray
This ain't the song I thought I'd write
These ain't the words I want to say
I can't be your man

This ain't the flag I thought we'd raise
This ain't the wind I'd hoped would blow
This ain't the ship I thought would sail
This ain't the rose I'd hoped would bloom


This ain't the play I thought we'd stage
These ain't the hills I'd hoped we'd roam
This ain't the sword pulled from the lake
Yours ain't the heart I want to break
But I can't be your man



This ain't the end I thought it'd be
Are you someone I've loved before
In this the song the caged bird sings
Is there some law I choose to ignore
This is a faith I must defend


I've tried, I can't pretend
There is a hope I must contend
We'll find the thread with the strength to mend
I can't be your man


Least not this time around
And it's something unpredictable
Like where a leaf might fall
And it's something unrestrainable
Like a rooster's morning call
I can't be your man

16.1.11

Lazy Radio - Mainstream + Dutch Session



01. House Is A Feeling (Sensation)
02. LBL vs Solid Groove - This is Be (Bassjackers Edit)
03. Bassjackers & The Partysquad - Showrocker (Original Mix)
04. Swedish House Mafia vs Tinie Tempah - Miami 2 Ibiza (Static Revenger Remix)
05. Flo Rida Ft. Akon - Who Dat Girl (Hardwell Club Mix)
06. Steve Angello - Rave 'n' Roll (Quintin Edit)
07. Lock N Load - Blow Ya Mind (Chuckie Meets Obek & Neve Mix)
08. Afrojack - Take Over Control (Original Mix)
09. Chris Kaeser - Who's In The House (Chuckie Remix)
10. Rihanna & Guetta Ft. Afrojack - Who's That Chick (TopFloorDjs Edit)
11. Bad Boy Bill Ft. Eric Jag - Got That Feeling (Laidback Luke Remix)
12. Casely - Neva Fall (Alex Gaudino & Jason Rooney Remix)
13. Yolanda Be Cool Ft. D-Cup - We No Speak Americano (Trump Disco Remix)

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